But it IS tradition to create a list of things to accomplish for the year, so in between Mimosa's and Kahlua Coffee I have been hard at work writing my list.
- I will give give Jack another chance (Mr. Daniels and I had a falling out after an incident involving a Klondike bar, duct tape, and feathers.)
- I will improve my vocabulary by leaning cuss words in different languages and incorporating new exciting proclamations such as "cunt off!"
- I will start exorcising more
- If I see a UFO I won't tell anybody about it
- I will stop preaching.....if people don't know by now that Bon Jovi is the ultimate God of Rock then they never will
As I add more coffee to my Kahlua and look over my list I realize I am unable to even remember the shadows of last years resolutions. But at least with this years list, I may be able to keep some of them... at least for a little while.